dorkly:

The Fresh Prince of Mario 3D World

That new Mario theme sure is jazzy, Jeff.

(via collegehumor)


collegehumor:

neilcicierega:

amazing

Don’t blink. Or sneeze.

collegehumor:

neilcicierega:

amazing

Don’t blink. Or sneeze.


collegehumor:

How to End a Date with Jenga

Or we could play sexy Mouse Trap.


collegehumor:

Fancypants Hognose Snake

How classsssssssssy.


collegehumor:

tastefullyoffensive:

Stoned Dogs [via]

Previously: Grinning Dogs, Derpy Dogs

Pass the dog. I mean the joint. Ooooh… try and get the dog to pass the joint!



bagleopard:

the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 

(via tide-to-go-fuck-yourself)




jesuschristvevo:

if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow

(via tide-to-go-fuck-yourself)